This was originally a rocket arm that shot rockets but I changed it because that was too phallic. And now I have better mouseover text.
I hope all this t-shirt advertising hasn’t been too bad. Don’t worry. It will all be over December 2nd, the day after December 1st.
SO TOO WILL YOUR CHANCE TO ORDER THE SHIRT.
The premarital sex shirt isn’t selling quite as well as the keytarmy shirt did last time. So I’ll probably be buying less extra too, mostly because I’ll have no idea what sizes are the most popular with this small sample size.