I love Valentine’s Day. I know it is a fake holiday made to sell greeting cards or whatever, but that really only applies if
A. you are in a relationship
B. you can’t figure out how to cut a heart out of paper.
Seriously, there is no reason for anyone to ever buy a Valentine’s Day greeting card. Nice try, Hallmark.
Everyone just enjoy the love fest and we’ll all meet up tomorrow for International Breakup Day, okay?