323. Long Distance Relationship

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What would you do in this situation?  Break up?  Just go on as if she was dead?

Because if you think you are just going to keep going with the relationship, then maybe you should multiply 186,000 miles per second by 31,556,926 seconds a few times and then decide if she is ever coming back.

People think just because the term lightyear exists they ought to use it to describe how far something feels.  But it is comically hyperbolic.

Light gets from the sun to the earth in seven minutes.  Think of how far it can go in a year.

In other news, I have no idea why I am so passionate about this issue all of a sudden.