Sanjay’s Guide To Cheating At Monopoly:
1. Know the board very well.
2. Do not count the spaces individually, just jump to the right space.
3. Keep doing that until people stop questioning your jumping accuracy. This will happen once people get bored.
4. Pretty much go wherever you want.
5. If you get caught, just say “Whoops! I miscounted.”
6. Don’t steal money from the bank. That’s kids stuff.