Today’s comic is by someone called “Oldrac”. You might be thinking “That doesn’t sound right. That can’t be what he’s actually called.” You are right.
He is actually called “His Excellency Lord Oldrac Cataphractos, called the Chitinous, Sovereign of all Crabs and protector of the Crustacean State, long may his reign endure”.
Oldrac’s comic is going up today because I am taking an easy weekend. A guest comic today and NO COMIC tomorrow.
In lieu of a comic, I’ll try and come to your house and tell you jokes personally, but I have a lot of readers so I make no promises.