I got a part-time job at a bookstore. I move books around from place to place. I was hired for my muscles.
You might be thinking ‘Sanjay, the brain is the most powerful muscle of all. Surely you were hired for your magnificent brain.’
No, that’s stupid. I was hired for my muscles because I am super strong. And super cool.
EDIT: I accidentally typed “I love books around from place to place” instead of “I move books around from place to place.” Unlike many of my other errors, I will acknowledge this one and admit I made a mistake. While love can move mountains, only my muscles can move books. I apologize.