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  1. September 2010
  2. 950 We join the action already in progress
  3. August 2010
  4. 949 Never run empty
  5. 948 Undetached Comic Parts
  6. 947 The Luckiest Colorblind Synesthete
  7. 946 Bacteria Everywhere
  8. 945 Our mashup
  9. 944 Finishing Work
  10. 943 Beyond my control
  11. 942 One day it will change
  12. 941 Gavagai
  13. 940 With much love to Doctor Ishihara
  14. 939 Robot peculiarities
  15. 938 Inaccessible Medical Jokes
  16. 937 Hello, Cleveland!
  17. 936 Zebulon Pike
  18. 935 Excuses, excuses
  19. 934 The Forever Line (ERRATA)
  20. 933 Indian People
  21. 932 The Forever Line (EPILOGUE)
  22. 931 The Forever Line (27)
  23. 930 The Forever Line (26)
  24. 929 The Forever Line (25)
  25. July 2010
  26. 928 The Forever Line (24)
  27. 927 The Forever Line (23)
  28. 926 The Forever Line (INTERMISSION)
  29. 925 The Forever Line (22)
  30. 924 The Forever Line (21)
  31. 923 The Forever Line (20)
  32. 922 The Forever Line (19)
  33. 921 The Forever Line (18)
  34. 920 The Forever Line (17)
  35. 919 The Forever Line (16)
  36. 918 The Forever Line (15)
  37. 917 The Forever Line (14)
  38. 916 The Forever Line (13)
  39. 915 The Forever Line (12)
  40. 914 The Forever Line (11)
  41. 913 The Forever Line (10)
  42. 912 The Forever Line (9)
  43. 911 The Forever Line (8)
  44. 910 The Forever Line (7)
  45. 909 The Forever Line (6)
  46. 908 The Forever Line (5)
  47. 907 The Forever Line (4)
  48. 906 The Forever Line (3)
  49. 905 The Forever Line (2)
  50. 904 The Forever Line (1)
  51. 903 There haven't been updates because I was on a train. Choo choo.
  52. 902 I guess I'm doing a comic about Ke$ha
  53. June 2010
  54. 901 Pride Month: Revisited (Guest Comic)
  55. 900 Brass Knuckles With Movable Type: Part 3
  56. 899 Inaction
  57. 898 Controlling more things
  58. 897 Controlling things
  59. 896 The Biggest Brain to Body Ratio
  60. 895 Brain-Body Ratio
  61. 894 I've got your back
  62. 893 Pinch me
  63. 892 Summer Solstice Comics
  64. 891 Hate Haterman
  65. 890 When you see a sad tree...
  66. 889 Possessed Dog
  67. 888 My favorite deadly sin
  68. 887 Paging Doctor Haddaway
  69. 886 Can You Make Me A Sandwich?
  70. 885 Can You Make A Sandwich?
  71. 884 Feeling jealous
  72. 883 What I understand about the Marvel Universe
  73. 882 Casual Friday
  74. 881 Chick Magnet
  75. 880 Face of Pure Evil
  76. 879 Heart of Darkness
  77. 878 Scary monsters, red blood cells
  78. 877 Double-edged sword
  79. 876 Better get reading
  80. 875 Pride Month Part 3 (Guest comic)
  81. 874 Pride Month Part 2
  82. 873 Pride Month
  83. May 2010
  84. 872 Addicted to Ghosts
  85. 871 The Adventures of Fred, Part I
  86. 870 Spit
  87. 869 Make some plans
  88. 868 Lunar Effects
  89. 867 The Blood Bank
  90. 866 If you love someone, set them free
  91. 865 Music Therapy (Guest Comic)
  92. 864 Know your lymphocytes! (Guest comic)
  93. 863 What are you eating?
  94. 862 Dress For The Job You Want Comics
  95. 861 You never get the checker you were hoping for.
  96. 860 Evolutionary pinnacles
  97. 859 Mr. Jones, The Karate Master
  98. 858 Groomsman powers
  99. 857 Four Year Olds
  100. 856 Why Do You Axe?
  101. 855 Banana peels
  102. 854 You still drive me batty
  103. 853 Captain Monster Runs For President
  104. 852 Winning tickets
  105. 851 By which I mean
  106. 850 In love with being in love
  107. 849 In love with the idea of making comics about being in love with an idea
  108. 848 In love with an idea
  109. 847 Jealousy
  110. 846 Looking at the moon, Part 2
  111. 845 Monster?
  112. April 2010
  113. 844 Looking at the moon
  114. 843 Slippery Slope
  115. 842 Differential Diagnosis
  116. 841 Aaah brain damage!
  117. 840 USMLE tips
  118. 839 FSCM: Ask her if she likes to eat.
  119. 838 FSCM: Living to the EXTREME
  120. 837 FSCM: Take Note
  121. 836 FSCM: Spiders
  122. 835 FSCM: Vietnamese Food
  123. 834 FSCM: Philosophers' Spelling Bee
  124. 833 FSCM: Show me a trick!
  125. 832 If I Had Some Dollars
  126. 831 Aint no cowbirds...
  127. 830 FSCM: Spacewords
  128. 829 Time Wizards
  129. 828 I'm just saying it's statistically unlikely.
  130. 827 The Person Who Has Everything
  131. 826 FSCM: Mooning
  132. 825 More wishes!
  133. 824 Wishes!
  134. 823 FSCM: Dirty Laundry
  135. 822 Living Without
  136. 821 Snake Oil Salesmen
  137. 820 Do Not Crush
  138. 819 FSCM: Power Conversion
  139. 818 Little George Handel
  140. 817 FSCM: Ringbearer, Part 2
  141. 816 The Story of the First of April
  142. 815 It is the first of April
  143. March 2010
  144. 814 FSCM: Enlightenment
  145. 813 FSCM: Winter weather
  146. 812 FSCM: Imaginary Love
  147. 811 Synesthesia
  148. 810 FSCM: Sanitation
  149. 809 FSCM: 809s and Heart Attacks
  150. 808 808s and Cowbirds
  151. 807 FSCM: Press Conference, Part 2
  152. 806 FSCM: Dead to me
  153. 805 FSCM: Try this move, it probably works.
  154. 804 Love Triangle
  155. 803 FSCM: Anything for Selenium
  156. 802 FSCM: Is that a real club? I hope so.
  157. 801 FSCM: Grandma's Walker
  158. 800 FSCM: The Best Webcomic
  159. 799 Pretty far from equilibrium
  160. 798 Pi Day redemption
  161. 797 FSCM: Also DMX wrote a song about you!
  162. 796 L Day 2010
  163. 795 FSCM: Bryce Finney's Robot Buddy
  164. 794 FSCM: Vitamins
  165. 793 Unattainability
  166. 792 FSCM: Evil Eye
  167. 791 Dietary Fiber
  168. 790 FSCM: Situation Critical
  169. 789 FSCM: Zeus
  170. 788 Press Conference
  171. 787 A Tear in the Space-Time Continuum
  172. 786 Fat Fat Fat
  173. February 2010
  174. 785 The Worst Cook in the World
  175. 784 Facts about musicals
  176. 783 Cats
  177. 782 Little bird, little Chavaleh
  178. 781 Forty Days But Today
  179. 780 Les Miserables Songs
  180. 779 Chekhov's death
  181. 778 Confrontation
  182. 777 Bad Romance Comics
  183. 776 Notebook Ideas
  184. 775 Love in a centrifuge
  185. 774 Breaking up in a nice restaurant
  186. 773 International Break-up Day 2010
  187. 772 It's Valentine's Day!!!
  188. 771 The Finest Boarding School In The Land
  189. 770 Fair and balanced
  190. 769 HIV origins
  191. 768 Your hand
  192. 767 Orwell
  193. 766 I hope I am not too late for jokes about this...
  194. 765 People don't get your jokes!
  195. 764 Dollhouse storylines
  196. 763 The Principles of Evolution
  197. 762 I don't mean to be racist
  198. 761 He sees a shadow of his former self
  199. 760 Hourly Comics 2010
  200. January 2010
  201. 759 I know you pretty well
  202. 758 What is it like a high G or something, I don't know.
  203. 757 I feel bad for you, son.
  204. 756 Pour it on the curb
  205. 755 States
  206. 754 Fire Deaths
  207. 753 Other Objects
  208. 752 Under The Sea
  209. 751 Things I would like to see
  210. 750 Falling in love slow.
  211. 749 Triangle Head
  212. 748 Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
  213. 747 Survey says
  214. 746 I Have A Comic
  215. 745 Putting Down Pick Up Lines
  216. 744 The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
  217. 743 Too smitten.
  218. 742 Old basketball players never retire...
  219. 741 Pets after rapture
  220. 740 Becoming what you hate most PART 2
  221. 739 Becoming what you hate most.
  222. 738 Knowing if the universe is real.
  223. 737 I made this comic on a friend's computer
  224. 736 How to do a Kip-up
  225. 735 Handcrafted (Guest Comic!)
  226. 734 Epiphany Comics!
  227. 733 Self-Loathing!
  228. 732 Tic-Tac-Toe
  229. 731 Can't think of a Baader word for this.
  230. 730 He will live on within us all
  231. 729 Noticing things
  232. December 2009
  233. 728 Happy New Year Part 3
  234. 727 X-Wingmen
  235. 726 Yeah, I am doing this joke.
  236. 725 Rene Descartes Gets a Visitor
  237. 724 Law students: PART TWO
  238. 723 Law students
  239. 722 Christmas Dreams
  240. 721 Under the mistletoe...
  241. 720 Fight on, Christian Soldier
  242. 719 How To Be Big
  243. 718 Cheaters
  244. 717 I'm no good at either.
  245. 716 The Headless Horseman
  246. 715 Self Help
  247. 714 Genie Questions
  248. 713 Tragic Shooting
  249. 712 Old People Are Sneaky
  250. 711 Because you would get tired of the same old thing eventually.
  251. 710 Better check the silver bullet thing.
  252. 709 Bearanoia
  253. 708 Animal Fear
  254. 707 The Reign of Stanley Burrell, Part II
  255. 706 The Reign of Stanley Burrell, Part I
  256. 705 Aint No Sunshine
  257. 704 More rings
  258. 703 Ringbearer
  259. 702 Swing Dancing Life Lesson
  260. 701 What If Comics, Shel Silverstein edition.
  261. 700 Rocket Ship
  262. 699 My Mostly Fictional Romantic Adventures
  263. November 2009
  264. 698 WWJD
  265. 697 Where were you last night?
  266. 696 MD vs MC Round 4
  267. 695 Go With The Flow Chart
  268. 694 Hugsgiving
  269. 693 I should have done a relish pun...
  270. 692 Bo Staff
  271. 691 MD vs MC: The Return
  272. 690 Music formats
  273. 689 This was a blind date
  274. 688 Becoming a ghost
  275. 687 The Invention of Ladders
  276. 686 Bullet Boy
  277. 685 Political Beliefs
  278. 684 True Facts About MS Paint
  279. 683 So much beauty
  280. 682 Shaking on the dance floor
  281. 681 Dancing in front of a mirror
  282. 680 Giant Buildings
  283. 679 GANGSTERS!!!!
  284. 678 BANANA!!!!!!!!!
  285. 677 GRASS!!!!
  286. 676 How's that candy holding up?
  287. 675 Mafia Strategies
  288. 674 Contrarian Pickup Lines
  289. 673 Shoe-in to love
  290. 672 The Number Of Hugs
  291. October 2009
  292. 671 Apple Blades
  293. 670 Treat Or Treat
  294. 669 Coming out on top
  295. 668 Shared Values
  296. 667 Love Clader
  297. 666 Signs
  298. 665 Evolutionary Arms Race
  299. 664 Uh oh it's a shark
  300. 663 Hat Form
  301. 662 Shark shark shark shark
  302. 661 Shark
  303. 660 Further Extinction
  304. 659 The Extinction of Sheep
  305. 658 This idea would not leave me alone
  306. 657 Falling In
  307. 656 Bottomless pits
  308. 655 The Future of Batman
  309. 654 Whedon's Magnum Opus
  310. 653 It's Less Than A Year Away!
  311. 652 Praying for you
  312. 651 Siggy O
  313. 650 The Outcast
  314. 649 Pocketwatch
  315. 648 Pressure!
  316. 647 Pretty Girls On The Internet
  317. 646 One For The Punny (Guest Comic)
  318. 645 Love In The Fast Lane
  319. 644 My favorite xkcd character
  320. 643 Freestyling World
  321. September 2009
  322. 642 Suffering
  323. 641 Trust Falls
  324. 640 Wrestling Violence
  325. 639 WERNER HEISENBERGRRRRRRRRR...
  326. 638 I Keep On Falling
  327. 637 T.A.T.T.S.A.P.A
  328. 636 Spare Room For My Love
  329. 635 Getting a Tattoo
  330. 634 808s and Experimental Rigor
  331. 633 Squirrels
  332. 632 Love and Oxygen
  333. 631 Charities in Jeopardy
  334. 630 Age Related Milestone
  335. 629 Sad Stories About A Probable Future: Ludacris
  336. 628 Picking Up Ladies When Spoken For
  337. 627 Playing For Keeps
  338. 626 My Muses
  339. 625 Despite Its Sunny Disposition, Too...
  340. 624 The Balcony Scene
  341. 623 Can You Spot The Difference?
  342. 622 Love Letters
  343. 621 Fire Burning
  344. 620 In Love With A Star
  345. 619 The Batman
  346. 618 The Punisher
  347. 617 The Fantastic Four
  348. 616 MS PAINT COMICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  349. 615 Save Room For My Love
  350. August 2009
  351. 614 Always do your best
  352. 613 Customer Service
  353. 612 How Scary Is This Monster
  354. 611 Getting Caught In The Rain
  355. 610 Totally Broken
  356. 609 Endgame in the Town of Transformative Love
  357. 608 Realizations in the Town of Transformative Love
  358. 607 Tourism in the Town of Transformative Love
  359. 606 Calls to Your Sweetie in the Town of Transformative Love
  360. 605 Love in the Town of Transformative Love
  361. 604 The Town of Transformative Love
  362. 603 The Most Ironic Thing
  363. 602 Quick to anger
  364. 601 Holding Your Hand
  365. 600 Maximize Your Love
  366. 599 Seeing Ducks
  367. 598 La Popsicle (Guest Comic)
  368. 597 Wishing you were here
  369. 596 Consuming!
  370. 595 Traditions
  371. 594 Two Year Olds
  372. 593 Comprehensive Research
  373. 592 Wooo Toronto
  374. 591 My favorite song
  375. 590 Maybe if she felt the beat on a fife instead?
  376. 589 Aquaman and Ma-Ti
  377. 588 Why Genetics Is Evil
  378. 587 What's the matter with you, baby?
  379. 586 A Comic Thanking You For Your Beauty
  380. 585 More Dance Moves
  381. 584 Five Year Plan
  382. 583 Octopus
  383. 582 Graph Comic: Graph Comics
  384. 581 Ownership
  385. July 2009
  386. 580 Tevye Is A Good Egg
  387. 579 The Last Wikipedia Article
  388. 578 Doing Unreasonable Things Until Conditions Improve
  389. 577 The House
  390. 576 Good listening
  391. 575 All consuming love
  392. 574 Love Hurts Part 2
  393. 573 Love Hurts
  394. 572 Sooooo old
  395. 571 Neil Armstrong
  396. 570 Attracted to people with problems
  397. 569 Ideal Woman
  398. 568 Women's Professional Basketball
  399. 567 Pet Peeves
  400. 566 End of Life Decisions
  401. 565 There Aren't Enough Hours In A Day
  402. 564 A Huge Announcement
  403. 563 Pandering
  404. 562 Neurons go crazy
  405. 561 Dance Moves
  406. 560 July 9th!
  407. 559 A Lesson in Pragmatism
  408. 558 In Which I Am Uppity Against Immortal People...
  409. 557 Lobotomy
  410. 556 Dramatic Irony
  411. 555 To the Death!
  412. 554 Incurable Part 3
  413. 553 Incurable Part 2
  414. June 2009
  415. 552 Incurable
  416. 551 Do You Feel Alone?
  417. 550 Realism
  418. 549 Simple Philosophy Problems
  419. 548 Would You Hug A Porcupine?
  420. 547 Chick
  421. 546 Trading bodies
  422. 545 Sing it, Isaac Hayes
  423. 544 Heraclitus's Philosophical Proof
  424. 543 Practice Every Day
  425. 542 Talking to cats
  426. 541 Little Marley
  427. 540 For your records
  428. 539 An Idea Whose Time Has Come
  429. 538 Juggling
  430. 537 First Contact
  431. 536 What is the most adorable member of the undead?
  432. 535 Whipping Ghost Teens Into Shape
  433. 534 The Next Big Thing In Music
  434. 533 Vampire Story
  435. 532 Vampire Story (Intermission)
  436. 531 Vampire Story (Part 1)
  437. 530 Under Pressure
  438. 529 Regretectomy
  439. 528 The Sockery
  440. 527 If Pokemon were real...
  441. 526 Commander Riker
  442. 525 Swallowing Your Anger
  443. 524 The Next Jordan
  444. 523 The Misadventures of Gregor
  445. May 2009
  446. 522 Hard Knocks Schmard Knocks
  447. 521 Graduation Schmaduation
  448. 520 Forever Stamps
  449. 519 Fear of Commitment
  450. 518 How Pokemon Prepared Me For Medicine...
  451. 517 Artificial Tears
  452. 516 Together
  453. 515 That's how I roll
  454. 514 How To Collapse The American Medical System
  455. 513 Salsa
  456. 512 I don't even dislike pennies that much.
  457. 511 What kind of medicine is going down exactly?
  458. 510 Bubblegum
  459. 509 A joke about heart sounds
  460. 508 A graph about picking up pennies
  461. 507 Why do you fill me up?
  462. 506 Die Hard And Prosper
  463. 505 Live Hard: With a Vengeance
  464. 504 The Checking Ban
  465. 503 Kissing Trophies
  466. 502 How To Be Romantic
  467. 501 A fantastic guest comic by Michael Firman!
  468. 500 500th COMIC!!!!
  469. 499 Losing a daughter
  470. 498 Another comic about newspapers dying
  471. 497 Led Astray (Guest Comic)
  472. 496 The Men Who Got What They Wanted
  473. 495 Meeting Your Trojan War Heroes
  474. 494 On a rainy day...
  475. 493 Testing my love
  476. 492 No noose is good noose
  477. April 2009
  478. 491 At the zoo (Guest comic)
  479. 490 Watch for falling rocks
  480. 489 Unionized
  481. 488 Expatosaurus
  482. 487 My literal and figurative heart
  483. 486 Treeceratops
  484. 485 The Death of Newspapers
  485. 484 No Dumping (feat. Navarro)
  486. 483 Looking up at the stars
  487. 482 Ugly Castle
  488. 481 I get S.A.D. watching the leaves fall...
  489. 480 Mary Jeanne d'Arc
  490. 479 Weather Girl
  491. 478 Samson and Duhlilah
  492. 477 Samson and Dichloro-3-thiapentane
  493. 476 A Friend In Washington
  494. 475 Oatmeal
  495. 474 Idiot Moses
  496. 473 A Pirate Comes Back From the Future
  497. 472 Obligate Easter Parasitism
  498. 471 The Bird of Alcatraz
  499. 470 Big bird
  500. 469 Interview with a Bird Lover
  501. 468 Obligate Brood Parasitism
  502. 467 Bird vs. Bird
  503. 466 Bird Heroes
  504. 465 Archaeologist
  505. 464 The End of Space Jam
  506. 463 The best thing
  507. 462 The Court of Love
  508. 461 A True Story
  509. March 2009
  510. 460 How many children?
  511. 459 A Pig In The City
  512. 458 The Million Robots
  513. 457 A Locke for Re-Election
  514. 456 Did you ever wish you were closer to someone?
  515. 455 Webcomics Weekend
  516. 454 Three Wishes Part 3: Sanjay and the King of Thieves
  517. 453 A Life Sentence
  518. 452 For A Crime I Didn't Commit
  519. 451 In defense of New Zealand (Guest Comic)
  520. 450 Fire and Ice
  521. 449 The Water Cycle
  522. 448 Accurate Signage
  523. 447 Buddhism and Christianity
  524. 446 Mail Goggles
  525. 445 The Pied Piper of Hamelin
  526. 444 A Steely Resolve
  527. 443 Teleportationship
  528. 442 Self-evident
  529. 441 Ten Dollars
  530. 440 The comic I meant to put up
  531. 439 iPhone update
  532. 438 7 out of 10 Americans
  533. 437 A sound investment
  534. 436 The Three Robots
  535. 435 Zombie Party Girl
  536. 434 Don't leave me on the fence
  537. 433 With my blood
  538. February 2009
  539. 432 Truth Values
  540. 431 The Adventures of Exploration Ed (Guest Week!)
  541. 430 Guest Comic! (Guest Week)
  542. 429 The Incredible Minner (Guest Week!)
  543. 428 I Got Algebra Problems (Guest Week!)
  544. 427 Transmute! (Guest Week!!)
  545. 426 President's Day (Guest Week!)
  546. 425 I'll think of a title later (Guest Week!)
  547. 424 The Human Condition
  548. 423 Archimedes in Space
  549. 422 Buttersafe Fan Fiction Part III: Punch Monster's Punch-Out!!
  550. 421 Plans
  551. 420 My 420th comic
  552. 419 Down at the ol' factory
  553. 418 International Break-up Day
  554. 417 International Break-up Day eve
  555. 416 It's a little more than a quarter of a kilogram
  556. 415 Bad workmen
  557. 414 Crush me
  558. 413 A life defined by love
  559. 412 How much can I love someone?
  560. 411 Glad I'm here
  561. 410 L-Day
  562. 409 Friendlytown
  563. 408 WWID
  564. 407 Silicon food
  565. 406 The Greatest Tetris Player
  566. 405 Hourly Comics 2009
  567. January 2009
  568. 404 Danny Glover Part 2
  569. 403 Danny Glover
  570. 402 Love bites...
  571. 401 Frost/Midas
  572. 400 Keep the doctor away (Guest Comic)
  573. 399 Fahrenheit
  574. 398 Dave the Zombie
  575. 397 The Wrong Time for Nostalgia
  576. 396 Nothing to the imagination
  577. 395 Five cent lemonade
  578. 394 Calendars
  579. 393 Feeling like you belong
  580. 392 Calling to apologize
  581. 391 D2: The Mighty Ducks
  582. 390 Mindreader
  583. 389 The Guy Who LITERALLY Cried Wolf Part II
  584. 388 The Hottest Guy In The World Part II/The Guy Who LITERALLY Cried Wolf Part I
  585. 387 The Hottest Guy In The World
  586. 386 I could listen to this song all day
  587. 385 Ice cream relationships
  588. 384 Running into little kids
  589. 383 Medical malpractice
  590. 382 Bird in hand
  591. 381 You can have whatever you like
  592. 380 Gupta
  593. 379 Squirmy
  594. 378 Juggling triplets
  595. 377 Haunted
  596. 376 Fat Man and the Sea
  597. 375 Nightcrawler feat. Mike Husni
  598. 374 Presents
  599. 373 Happy New Year Part 2
  600. December 2008
  601. 372 Bipolar
  602. 371 Party Time
  603. 370 Love and Lust
  604. 369 Jeopardy!
  605. 368 Pride, Prejudice and the Present
  606. 367 Boxing Day Love Letter
  607. 366 X-mas
  608. 365 Paid message
  609. 364 Errors in judgement
  610. 363 Tetrology
  611. 362 Heart Facts
  612. 361 The Older Brother Part 2 (Guest Comic)
  613. 360 The Older Brother (Guest Comic)
  614. 359 Heartbreak and Creativity Part 3
  615. 358 Heartbreak and Creativity Part 2
  616. 357 Blind date
  617. 356 Making Love
  618. 355 Becoming a social outcast
  619. 354 Picturing you naked
  620. 353 A shared moment in a lonely world
  621. 352 Career Suicide
  622. 351 Pretty intelligent
  623. 350 Explosion-proof refrigerator
  624. 349 Devaluing the Pound
  625. 348 Communion of Lil Saints
  626. 347 Jesus at the show
  627. 346 Be Cool: Conclusion
  628. 345 Be cool
  629. 344 Cognitive Dissonance
  630. 343 Last Meal
  631. November 2008
  632. 342 The Greatest Feminist Superhero
  633. 341 Journal Comic: Pickup Lines
  634. 340 Indirect Chivalry
  635. 339 Three Architects
  636. 338 Feeling Insecure
  637. 337 PostSecret
  638. 336 Sasha Griswald
  639. 335 Melvin Frumpkin
  640. 334 Red Badge
  641. 333 Commitmentphobia
  642. 332 Brian's Amazing Trick
  643. 331 Runaway Bride joke
  644. 330 hunchbackpack
  645. 329 Prologue to today's real comic...
  646. 328 I never metahumor I didn't like
  647. 327 Keillor
  648. 326 You Are Friends With A Zombie!
  649. 325 Hitting on insecure women
  650. 324 Save a newspaper to show your kids
  651. 323 Long Distance Relationship
  652. 322 Wishes do come true
  653. 321 Can't Wait Forever
  654. 320 Alien Invasion
  655. 319 9.8 meters per second squared
  656. 318 Believe in us
  657. 317 Ballot Initiatives
  658. October 2008
  659. 316 Errata about Philadelphia sports teams
  660. 315 Four Sport Team Math
  661. 314 Is our love enough?
  662. 313 The Hunt
  663. 312 Joss Whedon
  664. 311 Notorious O.T.O.
  665. 310 Two Minutes Part 5
  666. 309 Two Minutes Part 4
  667. 308 Two Minutes Part 3
  668. 307 Two Minutes Part 2
  669. 306 Two Minutes
  670. 305 Chatting with E. coli: Cultural Differences
  671. 304 Race for the cure
  672. 303 How I got food poisoning
  673. 302 Pickpocketing rates
  674. 301 Quarter-life Crisis
  675. 300 My 300th Update!
  676. 299 The answer may surprise you
  677. 298 Office Morale
  678. 297 Criminalization
  679. 296 In love with a descriptivist
  680. 295 Ten Words
  681. 294 The Fox and the Henhouse
  682. 293 Choose Your Own Adventure
  683. 292 Raul, The Terrible Doctor
  684. 291 Cliches, Women and Equilibria
  685. 290 Comparing Playlists
  686. 289 Recession-proof job
  687. September 2008
  688. 288 Seeing things in black and white
  689. 287 Take Back
  690. 286 Small pox
  691. 285 Four Minute Mile
  692. 284 Looking Good
  693. 283 The Calm After The Storm
  694. 282 Breaking Bad News
  695. 281 Chess
  696. 280 Californication
  697. 279 Hey, I made a Large Hadron Collider comic too
  698. 278 Medical Controversies
  699. 277 Advanced Directive
  700. 276 Eye Blind
  701. 275 The Ranger's Not Going To Like This
  702. 274 Keep an eye out
  703. 273 Hard for me to say
  704. 272 The Life of a Cowbirds in Love Character
  705. 271 Mediations on First Philosophy/The Love Below
  706. 270 Mendel in Love
  707. 269 I Still Believe In A Place Called Hate
  708. 268 Our feathered friends
  709. 267 Language!
  710. 266 This complete breakfast
  711. 265 Cause of death
  712. 264 Doctor Shortages
  713. August 2008
  714. 263 Exciting characters
  715. 262 Midnight Train
  716. 261 Materialism/How I Got Stitches: A True Story Of My Childhood
  717. 260 Advice to Star-Crossed Lovers
  718. 259 Proud mothers
  719. 258 Errata for yesterday's comic
  720. 257 Quit playing games with it
  721. 256 Right behind you
  722. 255 The Draft Lottery
  723. 254 Telling a joke to Old Jacques Derrida
  724. 253 New Website Order
  725. 252 Looks like an accident
  726. 251 Disaster at The Best Fairy Competition
  727. 250 A dream
  728. 249 Psalm time
  729. 248 Finding love
  730. 247 I thought of a line
  731. 246 The most competitive comic
  732. 245 The Notebook
  733. 244 The Chocolate Resturant
  734. 243 Once again, the same punchline
  735. 242 The same punchline as yesterday
  736. 241 Perpetual and infinite darkness
  737. 240 Little Jerry Fodor
  738. 239 The Horse
  739. July 2008
  740. 238 PSA for the ladies
  741. 237 Cowbirds in Love Goes to School
  742. 236 Retaliation Comics
  743. 235 Univeral gravitational constant
  744. 234 Newspaper down
  745. 233 Reverse racism
  746. 232 Hebrew
  747. 231 Global warming
  748. 230 Nancy Kerrigan
  749. 229 Icarus
  750. 228 Two Jerks Travel To A Foreign Country
  751. 227 Can machines feel emotion?
  752. 226 TWIRC 5: The Land Down Under
  753. 225 TWIRC 4: A Worthy Quest
  754. 224 TWIRC 3
  755. 223 The World Is Round Comics Part II
  756. 222 My departed friends
  757. 221 Idioms (Guest comic)
  758. June 2008
  759. 220 Getting Your Money's Worth (Guest comic)
  760. 219 The Next Summer Blockbuster (Guest comic)
  761. 218 My First Update (Guest comic)
  762. 217 Going to India
  763. 216 The Adventure of Even Trying
  764. 215 The upper limits of our love
  765. 214 What to do if you encounter Rene' Descartes
  766. 213 Friendship!
  767. 212 Beary Punny
  768. 211 Her life or your money
  769. 210 Libertarians!
  770. 209 Intelligence tests
  771. 208 Is Batman an Elitist?
  772. 207 Double Feature
  773. 206 The 10 Worst Horror Films
  774. 205 Hiring practices
  775. 204 Complicated plans
  776. 203 Bad job
  777. May 2008
  778. 202 In a distant land
  779. 201 Anatomy
  780. 200 Waldos
  781. 199 Robins in Love
  782. 198 Call for Comics/Summer Plans
  783. 197 The Crucible
  784. 196 The keytar my heart
  785. 195 The Joke At The End of This Comic
  786. 194 Commodore 64
  787. 193 No one knows anyone at the party
  788. 192 Strippers!
  789. 191 Nutritionist
  790. 190 Shades
  791. 189 Find a penny, pick it up
  792. 188 Things I should have told you
  793. 187 Window
  794. 186 PB&J
  795. 185 The talk
  796. 184 Marriage, Cheating Death, and Equilibrium Constants
  797. 183 The Mother of Invention
  798. 182 Cell
  799. 181 Rum and Coke
  800. 180 Giant advice
  801. 179 Champagne kisses
  802. 178 Country Music Jokes!
  803. 177 Beautiful Day Angst
  804. 176 All men
  805. 175 December 16th, 2027
  806. 174 Library records
  807. April 2008
  808. 173 Representation
  809. 172 Chatting with my website
  810. 171 Valley Girl
  811. 170 Inexperienced with new technology
  812. 169 Mr. Gorbachev
  813. 168 Diagnosing Barry White
  814. 167 Ultimate Champion
  815. 166 Fear
  816. 165 Ticket to ride
  817. 164 Don't know when to quit
  818. 163 Our date
  819. 162 The Great Vault Robbery
  820. 161 Tired
  821. 160 Multiracial Dialogue
  822. 159 Super Duper Important Announcement
  823. 158 Lifetime Supply (Feat. Navarro)
  824. 157 Barry White
  825. 156 Dungeons and Doctorates
  826. 155 Heartbreak and Creativity
  827. 154 Wombat?
  828. 153 Close couple
  829. 152 Serious couple
  830. 151 Satyagraha
  831. 150 The 150th Update
  832. 149 Sword Cane
  833. 148 Passion Fruit
  834. 147 April 2nd
  835. 146 Raising a Career Criminal
  836. March 2008
  837. 145 Sandwich Artist
  838. 144 Se7en
  839. 143 Every day
  840. 142 Moment/Week of Silence
  841. 141 First Street
  842. 140 The Resistance
  843. 139 Wall tension
  844. 138 Headstrong
  845. 137 Love from above
  846. 136 You Spin Me Right 'Round
  847. 135 The True Meaning of St. Patrick's Day
  848. 134 Matt's fan fiction
  849. 133 To Boldly Go
  850. 132 The Eightfold Webcomic
  851. 131 Homiehostasis
  852. 130 Time enough for love
  853. 129 Less than meets the eye
  854. 128 Sleeping with the fishes
  855. 127 ATP
  856. 126 Murmuring
  857. 125 Indecision
  858. 124 March madness
  859. 123 5% reporting
  860. 122 Fan fiction
  861. 121 Barberism
  862. February 2008
  863. 120 If looks could kill
  864. 119 Ticking away
  865. 118 Curry his favour
  866. 117 Why I don't watch Firefly
  867. 116 No friends, No date, No service
  868. 115 Animation Week: Conclusion
  869. 114 Total Eclipse of the Moon
  870. 113 What do people look like?
  871. 112 G'mork
  872. 111 This American Life
  873. 110 Animation Week Hijinks!
  874. 109 The Break Up
  875. 108 The redemptive power of flan
  876. 107 The Great Debater, Part 2
  877. 106 The Great Debater, Part 1
  878. 105 Cowbirds in Love Press Conference
  879. 104 Pirate Pete
  880. 103 Gateway
  881. 102 The Greatest Generation
  882. 101 Dreams
  883. 100 The 100th Update
  884. 99 Three Wishes 2: Return of Jafar
  885. 98 Three wishes, Part I
  886. 97 An icy reception
  887. 96 Some old advice
  888. January 2008
  889. 95 College de France
  890. 94 Neverending Story
  891. 93 Diabetes
  892. 92 The Golden Age of Medicine
  893. 91 LD50
  894. 90 Sandwich
  895. 89 End of the line
  896. 88 Pedestal
  897. 87 Euphemism: denouement
  898. 86 Euphemism
  899. 85 5730 years later
  900. 84 Intolerance
  901. 83 Consoling/Keeping your neck safe
  902. 82 Polish, Part II
  903. 81 Polish
  904. 80 Regret: Glasses
  905. 79 Local names and customs
  906. 78 Hand signs and plagiarism
  907. 77 Hipster love
  908. 76 A Modest Proposal, Part II
  909. 75 Blaise teaches poker
  910. 74 ECC
  911. 73 Dating
  912. 72 Language inconsistencies
  913. 71 NFL
  914. 70 Muscle love
  915. 69 Drinking games
  916. 68 Making your own luck
  917. 67 Walking into the woods
  918. 66 A Hip Hop Carol
  919. 65 What if we all see different colors?
  920. December 2007
  921. 64 Pathos addiction
  922. 63 Featured artists
  923. 62 New Year's Resolution: Marathon
  924. 61 Plato and Socrates
  925. 60 Merry Christmas!
  926. 59 New Year's Resolution: October 24th
  927. 58 The right question
  928. 57 Goodbyes are forever
  929. 56 Einstein, Houdini and Bryan
  930. 55 i has beef
  931. 54 Gongsun Long on the Campaign Trail
  932. 53 Gongsun Long in Love
  933. 52 Gongsun Long in Space!
  934. 51 My dream!
  935. 50 It's funny because it's true
  936. 49 Respect for feminism
  937. 48 77 cents for every dollar
  938. 47 The Socratic Method
  939. 46 Death ray
  940. 45 Nothing new under the sun
  941. 44 What are you floating in?
  942. 43 All your base
  943. 42 Going to college
  944. 41 Wasted potential
  945. 40 No comic today
  946. 39 The Dust Settles
  947. 38 Kennedy assassination
  948. 37 The Cold War
  949. November 2007
  950. 36 Part of this complete breakfast
  951. 35 I like to laugh
  952. 34 A modest proposal
  953. 33 Human genome similarity flowchart
  954. 32 Waldo
  955. 31 Rain dance
  956. 30 The Exciting Conclusion!
  957. 29 The Halo Effect
  958. 28 I saw you, but now I really see you
  959. 27 Experiments with truth grant proposal: Denied
  960. 26 Conflict, ghosts and punching
  961. 25 My token friend
  962. 24 The 300
  963. 23 Ents in love
  964. 22 It was your fault you left me
  965. 21 Pinocchio and the Blue Fairy
  966. 20 Evolutionarily stable strategies
  967. 19 Great Moments in Collaboration: Part 2
  968. 18 Great Moments in Collaboration: Part 1
  969. 17 One of these things
  970. 16 BJOUXZ
  971. 15 Fly on the wall
  972. 14 Major Announcement
  973. 13 Here's a glimpse into my mind:
  974. October 2007
  975. 12 For love or antecedents
  976. September 2007
  977. 11 Good time to start reading mouseover text
  978. 10 Anatomy of a joke
  979. 9 Happy New Year
  980. 8 Brass knuckles with movable type: I want them
  981. 7 Public Service Announcement
  982. 6 The Architect
  983. 5 The Sense
  984. 4 I feel like I'm part of you
  985. 3 Our love has flown the coop.
  986. August 2007
  987. 2 Sad Economist
  988. 1 For Love or For Archaeology