I'm not the ultimate authority on this, but I'm pretty sure Nicole Kidman is the Devil.

Fig. 1: "Adultery, Darrin."

Look, I just get the feeling that when she said she was from "Down Under," everyone just assumed Australia, but really she meant down under the earth's surface, harvesting the souls of the damned. It really bothers me when people hear her speak in such a convincing American accent knowing perfectly well she is not American, and then blindly accept that she is from Australia just because she has a convincing Australian accent too.

Also, Tom Cruise only dates women that have also dated Batman.

Fig. 2: Batman